Roads and the things on them

Posted by Eternity on Jan 29, 2009 in The Human Disgrace

Will the owner of the Black VW Polo, registration # VHH344GP, please send me your address. I’d like to send you some manners.

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So much for that theory..

Posted by Eternity on Dec 17, 2008 in The Human Disgrace

How come I’m not surprised that our new president checked his spine at the door. Dude, I had really high hopes for you. Guess the words ‘honest’ and ‘politician’ don’t belong in the same sentence together.

You have to admire Mugarbage, at least he has a pair.

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A big f’ing thank you !

Posted by Eternity on Dec 17, 2008 in The Human Disgrace

Made the mistake of going to watch a movie at the east rand mall on Sunday. The movies started 15 minutes late, and we got to watch while this gorilla sized idiot, gave his girlfriend a saliva transplant and then ate his lunch. Then the dumb blonde about 4 rows in front of us, decided to send an sms. It never dawned on here that her cell phones back light was quite clearly visible to the whole cinema (and probably from the top of the Carlton Centre). Then to our left, someone decided to eat the ice left over from her cooldrink. Bears attacking tourists make less noise than she did.

I love movies. I watch the trailers, then about 8 months to a year later, I go and watch the actual movie. Then some idiot ruins it for me. This is on top of sitting in a dirty cinema, and having to cough R45 for a ticket.

Cinemas are not coffee shops, if you want to bore someone to death with the details of your boring life, go to a wimpy, or even better, stay at home, no one actually cares about you.

Here’s the deal, I won’t pee in your swimming pool, and you don’t talk in my cinema.

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Confused.

Posted by Eternity on Oct 16, 2008 in The Human Disgrace

Can someone please explain the difference between a criminal and a trader ? One steals your Tv, the other, your life. One goes to jail, the other on retirement.

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Financial crisis 101

Posted by Eternity on Oct 16, 2008 in The Human Disgrace

http://www.women24.com/Women24/CareersMoney/Money/Article/0,,1-5-58_20524,00.html - I’m not sure about copyright issues, so it’s just the link, not the article itself. Required reading for anyone who wants to know just what the frack is going on.

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Up North

Posted by Eternity on Apr 15, 2008 in The Human Disgrace

Gee, what a suprise. Bob’s busy stealing the election, and the rest of the human disgrace, is outraged. He got there dishonestly, so why should he leave honestly ? The situation in Zim, is SNAFU. There is a real business opportunity in Africa, selling spines to politicians. BOHICA

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